Tonight was the American Idol season premiere. I think the judges deserve combat pay. I couldn’t listen to that much bad singing without shooting somebody, probably myself.
So, anyway, this evening, Baby Girl and I were watching, and as the show went to a break, Ryan Seacrest promised us all sorts of bad singing and drama after the break.
I said, “I’m scared and excited all at the same time! Kind of like the first time I had ear sex.”
I thought for a second that Baby Girl was going to choke to death. I’m sure she was thinking, wait, FIRST time? WTF, mate!?.
I then said, ‘I think I did it wrong though. I never did hear him coming’.
And then, after she finished choking and coughing, she told me how much she hated me.
Are there any sweeter words to a mother’s ear? I don’t think so.
I think I finally got her back for this.
It took me long enough.
January 16, 2008 at 4:06 am
You are so cruel.
You are awesome.
Excuse me while I go spend some quality time with Moo, got something to share š
January 16, 2008 at 10:14 am
I vowed not to watch but I did. It was tragically bad in a good kind of way.
January 16, 2008 at 10:36 am
OMG. YOU milady CRACK me up.
And don’t you LOVE it when you get one over on’em. Rocks MY world. š
January 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm
As usual – you crack me up! Almost spit diet coke out of my nose – almost…
January 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Sweet!
and I will totally be stealing that too…
January 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm
*SNORT!* You’re HYSTERICAL.
I don’t watch American Idol (or any other “reality” show, for that matter) so I can’t chime in about that, but the ear sex thing is going into my arsenal…
January 17, 2008 at 3:26 am
He-he-he.
January 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm
This is yet another advantage to home-schooling: kids don’t learn filthy jokes at school. They learn them at home, as God intended. š