Ok, folkses, I need your help. For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of views at my About Me section and to be brutally honest, as it stands, it’s a piece of bloggery crap. I wrote it in about 30 seconds and then moved on to something more fun than describing myself, like poking my eyes out or something. There’s no way that anyone reading it is then wants to move on to the rest of the blog. Trust me.
Here is my ‘About Me’:Hi, I’m Contrary. It’s not just a name, it’s an attitude. I live in Texas with my husband Pookie, and our kids. I don’t have one of those ‘100 things’ dealie bobs, so if there’s something you want to know, e-mail me at verycontrary(at)gmail(dot)com.
Pathetic, right? It’s ok, I know.
So anyway, I was hoping you all could help me out. I think I’d like to make it more like a review section. Where y’all say stuff about me or this blog. Like: ‘She seems nice enough but she sure says ‘fuck’ a lot.’ Or: ‘She has an unnatural fascination with Chuck Norris, but otherwise seems quite normal.’ That kind of thing.
So, if you’re interested in helping a bitch out, just leave whatever you’d like to say in the comments (or, of course, you can e-mail me) and I will post them, verbatim, in my about me section. I will post anything you say, so this is your chance to call me bad names and get away with it!
Even if you wouldn’t normally comment (family members, I’m looking at you here), you should really take advantage of the opportunity to badmouth me (or goodmouth me, even. I’m not intrinsically opposed to compliments).
I’m counting on y’all. (you’ll have to visualize the sad begging look here.)