No, I’m not going to discuss my boobs (but for the record, they’re magnificent).
The title of this post is also the title of a BBC series concerning small breasted women and What They Are Doing About It.
One is learning to love herself and her body.
One had a breast enhancement.
And one stuck huge pumps on her boobs and kept them there for 11 hours a day. She couldn’t sleep on her side with them on, she (apparently) couldn’t have sex with them on, she really couldn’t do anything except lie there and not move in case she messed up the suction and had to reposition. Oh, also, she would occasionally wake up to suck (by mouth) some of the air out of the cups so as to increase the vacuum pressure.
All that and there was no guarantee that she would end up with any increase in size. In fact, there is anecdotal evidence to suggest that she will, in fact, not gain any permanent increase.
Basically, her boobs spend the night getting traumatized. She wakes up to bigger boobs. The boobs shrink back down to her original size through the course of the day.
Now, I admit, I have no idea what all a small breasted woman goes through. I’m sure it’s no bed of roses.
But, does this seem reasonable?
Why does she want bigger breasts? Is it so her clothes fit better? There are plenty of bra inserts that would accomplish that task, and would be, if not cushy, at least more comfortable than getting an 11 hour full boob hickey every night.
If she wants bigger breasts so as to appear sexier to her mate, well, what’s the point? By the time they’re both home in the evening, she has to put her pumps on and he can’t go near ’em. Also, I’m pretty sure she’d lose her shit and kick his ass if he even looked at the poor things too hard.
I feel bad for this girl. She’s a gorgeous girl, with a gorgeous body and she spends almost literally half of every day in a completely futile attempt to make herself feel better and it’s having a serious impact on an otherwise happy life.
I feel worse for her husband. All the shit he has to put up with (because, on top of everything else, it makes her moody. That’s like ice cream on top of pie, right there) could drive a man to drink. Sulphuric acid.
Today’s video is courtesy of Organic Woman. Celtic Woman performing Carol of the Bells: