Today is my 39th birthday.
Which, I’m actually just fine with. I’m sure next year I’ll have a fit over turning 40, but 39 isn’t bugging me at all.
I mentioned to Baby Girl that I was thinking about getting a nose ring. She wrinkled up her nose and said, ‘Really?’.
She then informed me that I was not ‘hard core’. She said I wasn’t the ‘type’ to get a facial piercing.
I’m pretty sure I’m offended, only I can’t figure out exactly how.
My inclination is to join a biker gang and get a tattoo on my forehead that says ‘Pookie’s Bitch’ just to prove how very hard core I am.
Either that or go through with a nose piercing.
Anybody here ever get their nose pierced? Was it awful? Did it hurt more than, say, a stubbed toe? Not a regular stubbed toe, but where your pinkie toe hits something in the middle of the night and it feels as though it’s been torn off your foot entirely?
Also, I need to know if boogers get all caught up on the part of the ring that’s inside the nose? Will I have to learn a whole new nose picking technique? This shit is important. I need input.
Oh, and today is also Jen’s birthday, so it would make me really happy if y’all were to hop over to her place and wish her a happy birthday too.
I would like to give a shout out to Lloyd, who in the comments from the last entry, played the work ‘fuck’ like a fucking virtuoso. He makes the rest of us look like fucking pikers. The fucker.