As close to porn as this blog will ever get

bride-1.jpg

So.  Ahem.

I wonder if this was on purpose or an accidental wardrobe malfunction ala Janet Jackson.

Her groom seems pleased, if a bit stunned.

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15 Responses to “As close to porn as this blog will ever get”

  1. Pookie Says:

    Contrary “assumes it’s the groom”.

    I just really, really hope it’s not her brother, who is giving her away.

    This isn’t an wardrobe malfunction. Wishful thinking, perhaps, possibly a bit of delusion going on if she really thought DDD breasts would fit a C-cup corset dress and let her look just like the professional model in Brides Magazine.

    They look British; are they? Perhaps Dan can confirm by checking the Daily Mail pages, where all the breasts are fit to print. 😉

  2. Lloyd Says:

    Whoo! Whoo!
    Opening Night!

  3. mrschili Says:

    damn. That’s just wrong on SO many levels…

  4. Kizz Says:

    Perhaps she got pregnant between the dress fitting and the wedding and there was some er, growth?

    I just feel like body glue has no place in a wedding ceremony. But I’m a prude like that.

  5. Mandy Lou Says:

    Um, well at least she was proper enough to wear gloves – cause otherwise it would just be trashy.

  6. Pat K Says:

    If they get divorced,
    Will he still have to
    support the twins?

  7. Contrary Says:

    I don’t think anything less than a scaffold can support the twins.

  8. magneto bold too Says:

    I’m thinking allergic reaction to a bee sting. On both breasts. They are outside afterall…

  9. Chris Says:

    Wow. That sure is something.

  10. Grinningcomb Says:

    I showed my husband this pic and he said he didn’t see a damn thing wrong with it. 😀

  11. Grammar Snob Says:

    Holy Hell that’s a funny picture. Wonder if there will be “buyer’s remorse” about the dress once she sees the pictures.

  12. Michelle Says:

    I’m guessing if she was .ahem. brave enough to go into public like this in the first place then odds are very good she’s going to have this picture blown up and put above the mantle. But hey, at least they keep everyone from noticing that her ponytail topknot doesn’t quite match the rest of her hair. Very strategic, no? ;o)

  13. Pookie Says:

    What hair?

  14. wudeva Says:

    i guess she had so many in bred kids from her father that her mom’s boobs decided to show up early. at least they are not sweeping the floor like normal.


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