A partial list of shit I’ve done since last time I posted:
Paid for Baby Girl to get her tongue pierced.
Held Baby Girl’s hand while she got her tongue pierced.
Found out Baby Girl was one tough Mo-Fo when the first piercing was off-center and had to be redone.
Signed Pooter up for his first year of T-Ball.
Volunteered to an assistant coach for T-Ball team.
Screamed, “No, the other way!!”, 27, 000 times.
Tied shoes 45,000 times.
Confiscated baseball gloves being used to flay skin from teammates’ faces 324 times.
Prayed for rain every Mon and Thurs at 5:30pm. And sometimes Saturdays at 10am.
Only got rain once. Wept for joy.
Went to a festival and did not eat anything on a stick.
Did eat the world’s sloppiest gyro. Enjoyed muchly.
Felt guilty about ignoring blog almost every day.
Managed to get past guilt every time.
And for your visual enjoyment, here is a picture of Pooter and a tiger cub. I’ll let you guess which one is which.
Sorry the picture is so big, but I periodically forget how to resize photos. This is one of those times.
Edited because picture was cut off and Pookie fixed it for me because he’s A Big Stud.