Headlines. Yes, again.

What are you doing here?- man asks wife at brothel They’re getting divorced now, after 14 years of marriage. I don’t think it was so much that his wife was a whore, I think it was more that she was gonna charge him double.

Bird dog steps on gun; kills  hunter Man’s best friend my ass. Dog claims it was an accident. Authorities contend that the dog wanted the M&M’s in his owner pocket and would stop at nothing to get them.

Sleeping Australian run over by train and lives Says he plans to quit drinking. And to stop falling asleep on train tracks. And to stop being an idiot.

Woman lived for months with dead partner He wasn’t really dead. It was all a joke. Every time she came near, he’d hold his breath and decay a little.

Man allegedly sets cash on fire near Dad Apparently, it was supposed to be the other way around. For first time ever, Dad is glad son is such a fuck up.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

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2 Responses to “Headlines. Yes, again.”

  1. magneto bold too Says:

    *gaffaw*
    ‘Every time she came near, he’d hold his breath and decay a little.’

    That truly cracked me up. I peed a little…..

  2. sweatpantsmom Says:

    The ‘woman with dead partner’ story is insane. Some people will do anything to get the tv remote all to themselves.


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