Man, that was awesome. Taking off a couple days from blogging, I mean. I feel refreshed, rejuvenated, renewed and many other words beginning in ‘re’.
I had a funny night’s sleep though. My cell phone kept chirping to tell me it was dying a really slow death and I couldn’t figure out what that noise was in the 2 seconds I was awake. I don’t know what time it finally died for good, but I hope it was painful.
I also had the itchiest nose in the world last night. I mean, I haven’t called Guiness in to quantify my claim, but it certainly felt like the itchiest nose in the world.
I hear Britney got carted off after a set-to with, well, just about everybody. Of course, a very reliable source says she wasn’t hopped up on drugs or alcohol. That would mean she’s just regular crazy and not chemically enhanced crazy. Regular crazy is scarier.
In related news, Dr. Phil hasn’t had his name in the papers lately, so he had to weigh in on the Britney issue. Dude, just shut the fuck up.
If you need a laugh this Monday morning, go here. If you don’t end up laughing out loud, your soul is blacker than Dr. Phil’s.