I believe I mentioned that Baby Girl got a holiday gift pack of Jones Sodas for Christmas. I don’t know if y’all have heard about Jones, but along with their regular drinks, they make special flavors for special occasions. Special flavors like Turkey and Gravy and Christmas Ham and Latke. We wisely decided to not to buy the packs continuing those flavors (they do claim that their Chanukah pack is kosher, which I think is awesome), because no one in their right minds would drink those flavors (and if you did get those flavors and drink them, you’re not in your right mind).
Included in Baby Girl’s gift pack were Cherry Pie flavor (she gave it a thumb’s up), Blueberry pie flavor (another thumbs up), Lemon Meringue flavor (she’s too scared to try it), and Apple Pie flavor which she described as tasting like alcoholic butterscotch. I asked her if that was a good thing. She took a swig, grimaced and said she couldn’t make up her mind.
Then she said it was so disgusting that she couldn’t stop drinking it.
I’m not sure I get that.
Maybe she’s one of those people that can’t stop smelling the rotten milk. She probably farts and pulls the covers over her own head.
I would try the soda and tell you what I think, but it’s hard to type when you’re driving the porcelein bus.
Oh! Also, Pookie got me a shirt that says ‘Jesus hates the Yankees’, which I plan to wear to my mother-in-laws house this weekend. The combination of blasphemy and trashing her beloved Yankees might make her lose it and stab me with a piano, but it will be worth it.
In keeping with the soda theme of today’s post; Coca Cola Christmas commerical circa 1984- I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke: