I always (ok, since the 1st of November) post at or about midnight every day. I don’t post at different times because (get ready for it) I want to give each post an equal chance. Like each post is a ugly little mixed breed puppy at the pound.
I acknowledge the silliness of this, yet I cannot help myself.
Right now for instance, I am one tired puppy (although not an ugly mixed breed pound puppy). I shouldn’t be awake, much less on the computer attempting to be witty and entertaining and not stupid.
But here I am, because if I wait until morning to post this post, then it won’t have any chance at all.
It’ll be the three-legged, one eyed, one eared flea covered ugly puppy ironically named Lucky.
Poor little post. Although, on the bright side, this post is much more likely to put you to sleep than the other way around.
I know I’m not the only weirdo around here.
So I anthropomorphize everything What’s your quirk?
And now our first rap holiday song! It’s Run DMC singing (rapping) Christmas Is…