I’m gonna get some more of that monstrous meme out of the way today. I’ll try to keep it to a reasonable length. You may send chocolate to thank me.
But first I wanted to say thanks for the nice response yesterday when I asked y’all to tell me about your favorite Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa/ Festivus song, so that I could post one song a day. Y’all came through for me and now I have videos to cover at least half the month. If you have a holiday type song you love, please let me know and I’ll go find it, if possible.
Ok, on to the meme that wouldn’t end: We ended last time at question 30.
31) Who will be your next kiss?
Pookie. Unless of the dogs beats him to it. I’m fairly irresistible, so it’s a pretty safe bet someone’s gonna try to lay one on me soon.
32) Do you kiss a lot of people?
Just Pookie and the kids. And the dogs. And the cats. And the bird, occasionally, when he’s not feeling murderous. I don’t kiss the turtle or the fish. I’m sure I’m just imagining the looks of relief on their little faces when they get passed by for a kiss. They love me. I just know it.
33) Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope. I’m barefoot. Just finished picking my toes. Hard to do with socks on. Damn near impossible to do with shoes on.
34) When was the last time you went out of state?
The other day. To buy beer. Because ‘out of state’ is about 15 minutes away. It’s also the nearest wet county to our dry county. We go out of state a LOT, baby. (Ok, not really. I’m just trying to make myself seem cooler than I really am) (tragic, right?)
35) Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Sure have. Pearl’s Porn Palace had a double feature.
36) What was the last thing you had to drink?
A mint julep, while sitting on the veranda and working on my needlepoint. Lawsy, that’s some thirsty work.
37) What are you wearing right now?
Ok, this is starting to feel like instant messenger ‘conversations’ I had with complete strangers before I learned how to block them. Fine, I’ll play along. I’ve draped a tablecloth over myself and Pookie and I are about to play The Roman Senator and the slave girl.
38) What was your last purchase?
We just bought a dvd/vcr combo. Which means now I’ll get to watch my brand new complete collection of The Thin Man movies. Now if I can just get about 10 hours to myself.
39) Last thing you ate?
Supreme pizza, thin crust. It was, indeed, supreme.
40) Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Actually I had to buy something to wear to The Sexual Predators Ball.
41) Are you a sexual predator?
Of course not! Why would you even ask that question? The nerve!
42) What is in the backseat of your car?
The backseat of my car is a van. I have 3 bag chairs, a tire, and a bag of quick set concrete. I’ll be taking all of them to The Sexual Predators Ball
43. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
Fucking Flu. Bastard.
45. What was the last movie you watched?
No Way Out, with Kevin Costner, Sean Young and Gene Hackman. Spoiler: Costner is Yuri!
See, that wasn’t so bad, was it?
Here is today’s holiday video: Johnny Mathis singing When a Child is Born: