I contend that the only women who would be offended by this would be particularly sensitive crack whores. And maybe gardeners.
Oh, and also, the elves have asked that people stop calling them ‘those funny looking little fuckers’.
They plan to call it the Dysoncephelus. In related news, a dinosaur has been discovered that will do light housekeeping, but refuses to do windows.
I hear the place is a real shit hole.
If I happen to drink any ham or doughnuts, I can promise a vomit flavored beverage in return.
Ask and ye shall receive, my brother.