Pookie and I were watching Face the Nation this afternoon and former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee was on being interviewed by Bob Schieffer. Herein is an exact transcript of a portion of that interview, transcribed by my own hands, with the help of TiVo as I have the short term memory of…well…something with an awful short term memory. Quit badgering me! (I wonder if badgers have bad short term memories)
Here it is:
Host: Has anything changed in your campaign? Why the sudden attention that you’re getting?
Huckabee: We like to think that maybe the Chuck Norris endorsement. People are now afraid not to vote for me.
Was that the most awesome thing you ever heard, or what? If you don’t understand why that was awesome, please go here and read until your eyeballs bleed. It’ll change your life, man.
I had never personally watched Face the Nation before. It is so not my kind of television. Unless Mr. Scheiffer takes to interviewing the likes of Clive Owen. Shirtless. Clive, I mean, not Bob. Although I’m sure Bob is quite hot in that particular way of being buff that elderly men have.
Ok, even I don’t know what the hell I’m blathering on about now.
We were only watching the show because later in the program, Ron Paul was also being interviewed. He had a wonderful interview, although, sadly he was not able to reference Chuck Norris. I’m still voting for him though. I’m willing to brave the wrath of Chuck Norris (although not The Wrath of Khan)