About me

Ok, folkses, I need your help. For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of views at my About Me section and to be brutally honest, as it stands, it’s a piece of bloggery crap. I wrote it in about 30 seconds and then moved on to something more fun than describing myself, like poking my eyes out or something.  There’s no way that anyone reading it is then wants to move on to the rest of the blog.  Trust me.

Here is my ‘About Me’:Hi, I’m Contrary. It’s not just a name, it’s an attitude. I live in Texas with my husband Pookie, and our kids. I don’t have one of those ‘100 things’ dealie bobs, so if there’s something you want to know, e-mail me at verycontrary(at)gmail(dot)com.

Pathetic, right?  It’s ok, I know.

So anyway, I was hoping you all could help me out.  I think I’d like to make it more like a review section.  Where y’all say stuff about me or this blog. Like:  ‘She seems nice enough but she sure says ‘fuck’ a lot.’   Or: ‘She has an unnatural fascination with Chuck Norris, but otherwise seems quite normal.’    That kind of thing.

So, if you’re interested in helping a bitch out, just leave whatever you’d like to say in the comments (or, of course, you can e-mail me) and I will post them, verbatim, in my about me section.   I will post anything you say, so this is your chance to call me bad names and get away with it!

Even if you wouldn’t normally comment (family members, I’m looking at you here), you should really take advantage of the opportunity to badmouth me (or goodmouth me, even. I’m not intrinsically opposed to compliments).

I’m counting on y’all.  (you’ll have to visualize the sad begging look here.)

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12 Responses to “About me”

  1. Michelle Says:

    While I don’t know you that well I have to say there is absolutely *nothing* wrong w/being obsessed w/Chuck Norris.

    heh

  2. mrschili Says:

    Oh, JEEZ! I don’t know! Let me think on it for a while and get back to you…

  3. Holly Says:

    I wish I could help, but mine’s not much better dear.

  4. Eris Says:

    Hmmmmm. You really aren’t that contrary, are you? Unless I am really contrary myself so my view is skewed. You are passionate about your family, which really shows through in a heart warming and refreshing sort of way. You genuinely care about the world around you and your work ethic. I don’t know, just ramble on about some favorite movie or something. That always works.

  5. Patsy(GrandmaPatsy) Says:

    Yes, she is Contrary,sometime to the point of being madding(NELL,the movie!!) Contrary is no saint by far , but is very passionate about her Pookie,kids, pets and friends.I feel good about being somewhere in that group. Although I surely wouldn’t want to be on the other side of the fence with her,I’m not scared,I’ve just seen her upset ,uh,mad as hell .She is my other daughter, by choice, and her kids are my grandkids.She will drive 200 miles round trip so we can spend a few days together,make buying replacement shoes the dog ate an adventure and keeps my mind off my aches and pains. No, she no saint, I wouldn’t want her to be , although I fuss about her use or miss use of the english language, who else would cuss someone out for me?Not me because I don’t take like that ,I don,t need to,I have Contrary!

  6. bro Says:

    um uh what she said

  7. Pat K Says:

    Funny,Thinking,Mothering
    Family keeper,Pookie tweaker
    Animal caring, Coffee drinking
    Poker-playing,Bra selling
    Freedom Loving,Hard Working
    Cranky, Cussing

    Behold the Texas Bitch Goddess Contrary.

    Soon to take her show on the road to NH.

  8. Robin Says:

    I would hang out with this chic. 😉

  9. kate1976 Says:

    Contrary regularly makes me snort loudly with laughter. Howzat?

  10. Jo Baby Says:

    Oh Kate… you should here HER *snort*… it’s contagious.. ( i miss it)

  11. jen Says:

    um, you don’t have categories, so I haven’t confirmed by facts, but didn’t you like maim yourself pretty good? like with a gun? (it was an accident and it was just a flesh wound, jen”) Or something? If my memory serves, I ask you, how does that NOT make the “About” page?

    “Is not to be trusted with guns, chinese stars, knives, forks, most sporks and those ladles sold exclusively at Crate and Barrel.”

    If I am incorrect, please disregard.

  12. magneto bold too Says:

    Even the great Chuck Norris knows better than to mess with this chick.


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