I am at this moment attempting to figure out a way to post the audio of my commercial so that I can share it with y’all. Because I had a total of one (1) requests and that’s really all it takes for me.
So in a little while, I’ll either be posting the commercial and then chewing my nails hoping no one says anything mean about me, or I won’t be posting the commercial (because I’m just not the sharpest crayon in the box) and I’ll have taken to my bed with a migraine and an alcoholic beverage. We’ll see.
Update 12 minutes later: This is hard. And also? Not easy.
Update 3oish minutes after that: Ha! I did it! Click HERE. Feel free to tell me what you think. Unless what you think is that I should not give up my day job to take up radio advertising. For the record though, I absolutely agree.
P.S. Please do not call and ask if we wash cats. It’s been done. Should you manage to come up with some other bit of animal/sexual organ wordplay, however, please do feel free.