Yeah, so I’ve been summoned for Jury Duty. Jealous, aren’t you? I’m supposed to call the night before to see if I’m even supposed to show up, so this may all be moot anyway, but I thought we could have a little fun in the meantime.
I thought we’d have a contest to see who comes up with the best reason and/or method to get out of Jury Duty*. Go crazy with it. Use your imagination.
Leave your entry in the comments or e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll pick the winner at the end of the week.
The winner will receive (drum roll, please) a $5.00 Starbucks gift card. Which I’m aware is a chickenshit prize, but it’s better than nothing so quit bitching and get to thinking.
Also, people who are related to me (including Jo, who gave me the idea with her comment on the last post) are not eligible to win, but should totally leave ideas anyway. This rule makes the odds much better for the other three of you who read here!
So, put your thinking caps on (again) and get to work!
* To any law enforcement types who may be reading this (Hi Pookie!), I do not intend to try to get out of jury duty. Also, you’re looking very nice today. Have you been working out?