In case you haven’t heard yet, the DNA tests for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby are back in and Howard K. Stern (also known as the guy who probably killed her and her other kid) is NOT the babydaddy. Which makes me happier than it probably should considering that it’s, you know, not my fucking business.
Turns out that Daddy is Larry Birkhead, who is probably just in it for the money, but at least no one can make a good circumstantial case against him for the deaths of Anna Nicole and her son.
It looks like both HKS and Anna Nicole’s mama might fight for custody of the baby. But only because they love her, not because she stands to inherit a shitload of money.
Oh, wait. Howard K. Stern is a creepy dick and Anna Nicole was estranged from her mother for years, so probably they’re just in for the money.
You know, I feel even sorrier for this kid than I do for the Federline kids.
In other news, I was off today and the kids and I literally spent the day in bed watching BBC America. I really need to win the lottery so we can do that every day.
Also, I miss Pookie.