I had a question I wanted to ask y’all about this thing I found. Now, in order for y’all to tell me what this thing is, you’ll need to see a picture of it.
Which I failed to get. Which I got! So I’m going to see if I can find it again tomorrow and get a picture of it so I can post it so y’all can tell me what it is.
Here’s what we know about it:
1 ) It is not right.
2 ) It is, in fact, wrong.
3 ) So very wrong.
4 ) It’s red.
5 ) It physically resembles a rose, pre-bloom, with a tail and a tiny little snout.
6 ) It is not some sort of fucked up mutant rose/mole combo.
7 ) It is alive.
8 ) It moves.
9 ) It was about 1 1/2- 2″ long.
10 ) It was as big around as my pinky finger.
11 ) Even though I couldn’t tell where it’s eyes were, or indeed if it had eyes, I know it was giving me the stink eye.
12 ) Whenever it moved, I screamed like a little bitch, and ran.
13 ) Really wrong.
Pookie and Miranda (or Mully and Skuldar, as I call them), have a few theories. All I have are the heebie-jeebies.