Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of some rather nasty divorce proceedings.
The judge, addressing himself to Mickey, says, “Ok, sir. I’ve heard your testimony and it is my understanding that you wish to divorce your wife because she’s crazy. Is that correct?”.
Mickey replies, ‘I didn’t say she was crazy, Your Honor. I said she was fucking Goofy.”
*Un petit drôle- ‘a small funny’ in French, at least according to Babel Fish. I thought maybe it would class up this post, which I think we can all agree totally needed it.