Although, one of the questions was, and I quote: “3. Do you know anyone (including yourself) named Pookie, Nay Nay, Shaquita, Boo Boo or Tawanna?”
I answered yes, of course, but apparently the quiz sensed that Pookie is just the nickname I have for my equally non-ghetto husband. Damnit! I was hoping to be at least 10% ghetto, if only so that my kids will think I’m cool.
If one of the questions had been ‘Have you ever been shot/stabbed in the face?’, my score would have totally shot up. Also, I hang out with pit bulls a LOT. Surely that has to count for something.
Ok, I admit to a shortage of gold chains, but I have a lovely tennis bracelet that Pookie bought me for out last anniversary and, while I don’t generally chug 40′ s of an evening, I have been known to have a little Bailey’s in my evening coffee.
Ooh! One of my neighbor’s has a toilet in his front yard! Does that count? Although, he is renovating and therefore I expect the toilet to be gone posthaste and also, I believe the potty in the front yard is more redneck than ghetto.
Man, I just can’t win.