Bob Barker will be retiring after 50 years on television at the age of 83. In case you’re wondering how he kept going, well, I have a theory.
In other, non-boob news, today is a banner day here for two reasons:
1) Today is Little Man’s 4th Birthday. He’s old enough for T-ball. I’ll be weeping intermittantly all day.
2) Today is the official halfway point for NaBloPoMo. I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. The light is telling me something. I can’t quite make it out..wait..ohhh, the light says “Thank God it’s almost over because you just aren’t that creative, Bitch.”
Fuck you, Light, you’re just jealous.
Have a great Wednesday everyone!