Princess, my shiny white butt

A few days ago, my daughter walked up to me and announced, “I have a gut feeling something bad’s about to happen.”

Then? She farted.

Happy Monday, everyone!

6 Responses to “Princess, my shiny white butt”

  1. aunt to the farting Princess Says:

    Don’t you think that would make a great children’s book?

    “The Farting Princess”

    Could be the hilarious mishaps of a beautiful, blonde, teenage Princess with flatulence… Wonder if the Disney Channel would buy the sitcom rights?

  2. Mrs.Chili Says:

    If I was a bettin’ woman, I’d lay odds that she got THAT little routine from her Daddy.

    Now, I don’t know your husband personally – or even IMpersonally, now that I mention it. I wouldn’t know Pookie if he came up to my face and started singing the theme song to the Love Boat – but that is SUCH a daddy thing to do that it could only have come from him. At least, that’s the kind of thing that MY girls’ daddy would teach them, if nothing more than by example…

    Tell me I’m wrong.

  3. Pat K Says:

    LOL, Watch out next she will ask you to pull her finger.

    Pat K

  4. seriously partial and very juvenile uncle Says:

    mrs chili

    Farting Princess probably got that from anyone of her uncles. we were all juvenile jackasses that would do anything thing to get a laugh as children(some of us are slightly more grown up now, though. only some of us).

  5. Rude Cactus Says:

    I wasn’t drinking anything so I think I might have nosed brain. Ouch. But funny. Very, very funny.

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