I have, and let me tell you, it’s really rather irritating.
Now, I hate hearing other peoples’ dreams and have often thought about hari-kari when being subjected to it. However, I feel I must share at least a snippet of my dream with you, so that you are better able to grasp just how stupid this dream was.
I was involve in some of reality contest. A non-televised reality contest. A reality contest in which I had to …make a book of stamps. By that I mean I had to remove pages of stamps from a regular book of stamps and paste them to another book of stamps. The worst part was it felt like I spent HOURS on it and I couldn’t get it done, mostly due to the fact that I kept dithering over whether to use cloth or paper.
THEN, as I was making my way back to my ‘station’ (under a rusty old metal carport) from the ice water stand (refreshing! and also bland and tasteless) I had to avoid the giant bunny. And when I say ‘giant bunny’, I don’t mean biggesh or extra large; this sucker was the size of a cow. You shouldn’t worry though, I made it by the giant bunny easily despite the fact that I was running one legged.
Now, I ask you. Is that not the absolute stupidest dream you ever heard?
Beat that, bitches!
P.S. A quick letter to my brother, whom I love dearly:
Dear Charlie, post something already, you flaky, non-posting bastard.
Your loving sister (who loves you)